THE Greasy plans
One day while Judah was walking around the tree he always walks around when his brain isn’t working. A cheetah and a bow constrictor in a furies fight, triumphant the cheetah fell out of the tree onto Judah’s head and Judah was knocked out. And while he was in a coma a band of midget men near 1 foot tall kidnapped him and sold him to a pack of wiled monkeys. The king of the monkeys tried to talk to Judah and he said “yo tha Judith of bears,” he said “doth thou doith anything that ish amazingith,?” Judah said ya…and preceded to tell the monkey that he could make grease like no other and that the king could grease his floors and watch his subjects fall and slide all around. The king said “Blazing! I’ve seen many things fall but this will top all.” But instead of making grease Judah made gunpowder and blew his way home.
